I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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