He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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