Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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