Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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