i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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