two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
