Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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