when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dear god my vagina.
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