But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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