is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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