North Korea, Best Korea!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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