Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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