great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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