remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
