I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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