what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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