Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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