she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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