I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am available for nakedness
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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