Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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