Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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