Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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