Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When are your genitals available?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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