You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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