thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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