She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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