she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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