haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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