dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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