I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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