ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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