Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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