I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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