To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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