I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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