apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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