Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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