So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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