How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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