I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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