if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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