at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I deserve this hangover.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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