so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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