im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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