Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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