i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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