All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My room smells like vodka and shame
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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