Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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