woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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