Whod you bang
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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