The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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